Paranoid Parrot

SEES HORRIFYING HOUSE GUEST ON QUICKMEME CAN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT

SEES HORRIFYING HOUSE GUEST ON QUICKMEME CAN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

forget where keys are alzheimers

forget where keys are alzheimers  Paranoid Parrot

watch breaking bad every science teacher probably cooks meth

watch breaking bad every science teacher probably cooks meth  Paranoid Parrot

GO 2 MILES AN HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT EVERY CAR IS A COP

GO 2 MILES AN HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT EVERY CAR IS A COP  Paranoid Parrot

In bathroom it's really quiet Zombie apocalypse!!!

In bathroom it's really quiet Zombie apocalypse!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Get "Access denied" TWO TIMES scares the shit out of me being hacked

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Mirror in elevator THEY'RE WATCHING ME

Mirror in elevator THEY'RE WATCHING ME  Paranoid Parrot

feeling perfectly fine... Omg the wirld is about to end

feeling perfectly fine... Omg the wirld is about to end  Paranoid Parrot

feel drowzy at party there was something in my drink

feel drowzy at party there was something in my drink  Paranoid Parrot

get a on astr 100 exam change major to astronomy

get a on astr 100 exam change major to astronomy  Paranoid Parrot
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