Paranoid Parrot

'Would you like to save your changes?' I made changes? What have i done?

'Would you like to save your changes?' I made changes? What have i done?  Paranoid Parrot

driving slightly over the speed limit at night, can't see the car behind you it's a cop

driving slightly over the speed limit at night, can't see the car behind you it's a cop  Paranoid Parrot

roomate knocks on door flush stash

roomate knocks on door flush stash   Paranoid Parrot

Wear green every day just in case

Wear green every day just in case  Paranoid Parrot

someone offers me a beer was it shakeN?

someone offers me a beer was it shakeN?  Paranoid Parrot

Hear sound outside window lay awake for hours

Hear sound outside window lay awake for hours  Paranoid Parrot

Feel hair twitch Oh god it's a spider

Feel hair twitch Oh god it's a spider  Paranoid Parrot

The government is tracking us? It's the Illuminati

The government is tracking us? It's the Illuminati  Paranoid Parrot

WALK INTO WORK AND CUBICLE IS GONE SO THIS IS HOW THEY LET ME GO

WALK INTO WORK AND CUBICLE IS GONE SO THIS IS HOW THEY LET ME GO  Paranoid Parrot

Gets phone out in town Grips it like a rollercoaster bar

Gets phone out in town Grips it like a rollercoaster bar  Paranoid Parrot
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