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Paranoid Parrot

Got a call the day after I applied Must be a pyramid scheme

Got a call the day after I applied Must be a pyramid scheme Paranoid Parrot
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MAKE POST ON REDDIT BETTER USE THROW AWAY SO NO ONE SEES MY OTHER POSTS

MAKE POST ON REDDIT BETTER USE THROW AWAY SO NO ONE SEES MY OTHER POSTS Paranoid Parrot
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Wash my hands as fast as I can after going to the toilet just in case my piss/shit comes out through the tap

Wash my hands as fast as I can after going to the toilet just in case my piss/shit comes out through the tap Paranoid Parrot
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Starts singing along to the radio better check the back seat to make sure no one is listening

Starts singing along to the radio better check the back seat to make sure no one is listening Paranoid Parrot
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i've had a runny nose for a week Im gonna die

i've had a runny nose for a week Im gonna die Paranoid Parrot
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Not sure if I spelled it right or spell check is off Better try to misspell it just in case

Not sure if I spelled it right or spell check is off Better try to misspell it just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Not sure if wet or just cold metal

Not sure if wet or just cold metal Paranoid Parrot
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Walk into store, buy nothing and leave... They think you're stealing!

Walk into store, buy nothing and leave... They think you're stealing! Paranoid Parrot
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Spam I'm dead

Spam I'm dead Paranoid Parrot
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hears big red vanishes

hears big red vanishes Paranoid Parrot
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