Paranoid Parrot

Leave your server on overnight OMFG GRieFERS

Leave your server on overnight OMFG GRieFERS  Paranoid Parrot

use hand sanitizer before eating call poison control

use hand sanitizer before eating call poison control  Paranoid Parrot

boyfriend goes silent what did i say!

boyfriend goes silent what did i say!  Paranoid Parrot

stuck in traffic have to pee

stuck in traffic have to pee  Paranoid Parrot

lesbian, period is one day late Pregnant

lesbian, period is one day late Pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Hear noise in bush and bunny runs out. The rapist must have scared it.

Hear noise in bush and bunny runs out. The rapist must have scared it.  Paranoid Parrot

puts hand in pocket at best buy keeps arms out and makes eye contact with cameras for remainder of shopping trip

puts hand in pocket at best buy keeps arms out and makes eye contact with cameras for remainder of shopping trip  Paranoid Parrot

cant sleep count available number of hours of sleep before morning

cant sleep count available number of hours of sleep before morning  Paranoid Parrot

Singing in car double check your phone to make sure you didn't accidentally call someone

Singing in car double check your phone to make sure you didn't accidentally call someone  Paranoid Parrot

atm won't take one of my bills immediately spend it to get rid of any potentially counterfeit money

atm won't take one of my bills immediately spend it to get rid of any potentially counterfeit money  Paranoid Parrot
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