Paranoid Parrot

Can't access web the FBI is coming to get me

Can't access web the FBI is coming to get me  Paranoid Parrot

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! predials 911 and checks

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! predials 911 
and checks  Paranoid Parrot

About to merge onto a street with no oncoming traffic Better check both ways 5 more times

About to merge onto a street with no oncoming traffic Better check both ways 5 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Copy files from computer to usb Check usb Delete files on computer

Copy files from computer to usb Check usb Delete files on computer  Paranoid Parrot

pants feel funny i must have shit myself

pants feel funny i must have shit myself  Paranoid Parrot

no cars in sight still run across the street so you don't get hit

no cars in sight still run across the street so you don't get hit  Paranoid Parrot

Starts to make a meme of paranoid parrot better submit this quickly before somebody else steals my idea

Starts to make a meme of paranoid parrot better submit this quickly before somebody else steals my idea  Paranoid Parrot

Plays Slender for the first time Boards up closet door

Plays Slender for the first time Boards up closet door  Paranoid Parrot

in bed, better check if the fridge is shut properly...why am I worried about that? worry that I'm going to worry about this all the time now

in bed, better check if the fridge is shut properly...why am I worried about that? worry that I'm going to worry about this all the time now  Paranoid Parrot

wakes up at 1 p.m. on saturday and no one's home I'm the only one left!

wakes up at 1 p.m. on saturday and no one's home I'm the only one left!  Paranoid Parrot
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