Paranoid Parrot

*Practically inaudible sound* shuts off all screens runs to turn off lights and lies down on couch pretending to be asleep

*Practically inaudible sound* shuts off all screens runs to turn off lights and lies down on couch pretending to be asleep  Paranoid Parrot

throws up dick maggots so no one rages

throws up dick maggots so no one rages  Paranoid Parrot

wants reddit enhancement suite worried it spams comment threads about itself

wants reddit enhancement suite worried it spams comment threads about itself  Paranoid Parrot

taking shower avoid looking at private parts just in case someone stuck a camera in your contacts

taking shower avoid looking at private parts just in case someone stuck a camera in your contacts  Paranoid Parrot

fart a little more is shit coming out?!

fart a little more is shit coming out?!   Paranoid Parrot

Tsunami in Japan 2012 is upon us

Tsunami in Japan 2012 is upon us  Paranoid Parrot

I may be paranoid But not an android

I may be paranoid But not an android  Paranoid Parrot

No texts all day Phone must be broken

No texts all day Phone must be broken  Paranoid Parrot

facing away from people laughing checks back obsessively for what they put on back

facing away from people laughing checks back obsessively for what they put on back    Paranoid Parrot

Period ends, Still wearing pad "just in case"

Period ends, Still wearing pad
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