Paranoid Parrot

Bedroom on ground floor of house "I'll be first to die in a home invasion!"

Bedroom on ground floor of house

it took her 3 minutes to text back she doesn't like me

it took her 3 minutes to text back she doesn't like me  Paranoid Parrot

finish exam first i must've done something wrong

finish exam first i must've done something wrong  Paranoid Parrot

GO BACK AND CHECK DOOR IS LOCKED... ...GO BACK AND CHECK DOOR IS LOCKED AGAIN

GO BACK AND CHECK DOOR IS LOCKED... ...GO BACK AND CHECK DOOR IS LOCKED AGAIN  Paranoid Parrot

sees an angry and vague facebook status omg is he mad at me?

sees an angry and vague facebook status  omg is he mad at me?  Paranoid Parrot

waiter gives three rolls when i asked for two one is poisoned

waiter gives three rolls when i asked for two one is poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

Cleaning womans bathroom at work i am a sexual preditor!!

Cleaning womans bathroom at work i am a sexual preditor!!  Paranoid Parrot

doing absolutely nothing wrong shits pants and tries to act normal when passing a cop

doing absolutely nothing wrong shits pants and tries to act normal when passing a cop  Paranoid Parrot

see man in a white hoodie assassin!

see man in a white hoodie assassin!  Paranoid Parrot

smoking a bowl in public... Stranger makes eye contact and pulls out their phone dea is coming

smoking a bowl in public... Stranger makes eye contact and pulls out their phone dea is coming  Paranoid Parrot
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