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Paranoid Parrot

Halfway to my car Did I remember to lock the door? Or am I remembering another time I locked the door?

Halfway to my car Did I remember to lock the door? Or am I remembering another time I locked the door? Paranoid Parrot
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Donor? No "Don't want to give them a reason to kill me"

Donor? No
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Watches super bowl half time show constantly on the lookout for illuminati references

Watches super bowl half time show constantly on the lookout for illuminati references Paranoid Parrot
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Someone online says they know who you are checks privacy settings on all accounts

Someone online says they know who you are checks privacy settings on all accounts Paranoid Parrot
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Took a 50 question, fill in the blank, exam Wrote multiple answers for each question just in case

Took a 50 question, fill in the blank, exam Wrote multiple answers for each question just in case Paranoid Parrot
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farts in public when it's cold out checks ass to see if steam came out

farts in public when it's cold out checks ass to see if steam came out Paranoid Parrot
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listens to music with headphones take them off to make sure no one can hear what im listening to

listens to music with headphones take them off to make sure no one can hear what im listening to Paranoid Parrot
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come home to see my cat sitting quietly on the couch search everywhere for piss stains

come home to see my cat sitting quietly on the couch search everywhere for piss stains Paranoid Parrot
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smokes weed with best friend conspiracy keanu

smokes weed with best friend conspiracy keanu Paranoid Parrot
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dick is swollen i have aids

dick is swollen i have aids Paranoid Parrot
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