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Paranoid Parrot

Goes to cross one-way street looks both ways

Goes to cross one-way street looks both ways Paranoid Parrot
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Buy tissues oh god the cashier knows

Buy tissues oh god the cashier knows Paranoid Parrot
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DEPOSIT CASH FROM SERVING TABLES THEY'RE DEFINITELY TAKING SOME AND SAYING I MISCOUNTED

DEPOSIT CASH FROM SERVING TABLES THEY'RE DEFINITELY TAKING SOME AND SAYING I MISCOUNTED Paranoid Parrot
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Drive over soda can transmission is shot

Drive over soda can transmission is shot Paranoid Parrot
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Hear creak in the house. Grab knife and prepare to kill murderer.

Hear creak in the house. Grab knife and prepare to kill murderer. Paranoid Parrot
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ceiling fan making noise will fall on my head and kill me anytime

ceiling fan making noise will fall on my head and kill me anytime Paranoid Parrot
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Other car's headlights are really bright Check to make sure headlights are on

Other car's headlights are really bright Check to make sure headlights are on Paranoid Parrot
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About to park next to a curb End up parking three feet away from it in fear of hitting it

About to park next to a curb End up parking three feet away from it in fear of hitting it Paranoid Parrot
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phone rings hide in the closet

phone rings hide in the closet Paranoid Parrot
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Hear distant sirens while smoking a jay at home alone OH SHIT THEY KNOW

Hear distant sirens while smoking a jay at home alone OH SHIT THEY KNOW Paranoid Parrot
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