Paranoid Parrot

jump into pool at night, alone get the heck out because there is a shark. Repeat.

jump into pool at night, alone get the heck out because there is a shark.  Repeat.  Paranoid Parrot

Watch Pulp Fiction Never walk into diner or pawn shop again

Watch Pulp Fiction Never walk into diner or pawn shop again  Paranoid Parrot

Sit down while wearing jeans They think its a boner

Sit down while wearing jeans They think its a boner  Paranoid Parrot

Forgot when I went into safe flight MY FLEET IS DEAD

Forgot when I went into safe flight MY FLEET IS DEAD  Paranoid Parrot

Leg hairs are tingling must be a deadly spider

Leg hairs are tingling must be a deadly spider  Paranoid Parrot

raining outside that johnny

raining outside that johnny  Paranoid Parrot

hear noise outside during rain tornado

hear noise outside during rain tornado  Paranoid Parrot

ordered from chinese restaurant no one talks about horse meat

ordered from chinese restaurant no one talks about horse meat  Paranoid Parrot

unfriended once gonna die alone.

unfriended once gonna die alone.  Paranoid Parrot

friends queuing for rollercoaster ride final destination

friends queuing for rollercoaster ride final destination  Paranoid Parrot
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