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Paranoid Parrot

lost balance while walking must have a brain tumor

lost balance while walking must have a brain tumor Paranoid Parrot
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looks back over shoulder and sees two black guys Better walk slower to not seem racist

looks back over shoulder and sees two black guys Better walk slower to not seem racist Paranoid Parrot
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pops zit on nose "Looks like it's time to write my will"

pops zit on nose
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need to wake up at 7.00am Set the alarm for 5.30am just in case

need to wake up at 7.00am Set the alarm for 5.30am just in case Paranoid Parrot
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grandma doesn't answer your call I hope shes okay

grandma doesn't answer your call I hope shes okay Paranoid Parrot
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Have noticed that the same guy is always sitting on the wall next to my block of flats. I am being stalked.

Have noticed that the same guy is always sitting on the wall next to my block of flats. I am being stalked. Paranoid Parrot
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1 black person for miles he's gonna jump me

1 black person for miles he's gonna jump me Paranoid Parrot
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think no one is home, sing loudly hear noise, DEAR GOD MY LIFE IS OVER

think no one is home, sing loudly hear noise, DEAR GOD MY LIFE IS OVER Paranoid Parrot
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Walk past cop Pretend to be on the phone

Walk past cop Pretend to be on the phone Paranoid Parrot
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slept with your mother last night oh god i have every std known to man

slept with your mother last night oh god i have every std known to man Paranoid Parrot
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