Paranoid Parrot

EVERY CAR ON THE ROAD COPS

EVERY CAR ON THE ROAD COPS  Paranoid Parrot

was going to post a facebook status about how the nsa thing isn't a big deal to me but what if they see that..... what if they see this!

was going to post a facebook status about how the nsa thing isn't a big deal to me but what if they see that..... what if they see this!  Paranoid Parrot

Link takes more than a few seconds to open must be downloading a virus

Link takes more than a  few seconds to open must be downloading a virus  Paranoid Parrot

Steps on stick while mowing lawn Must have been dog shit

Steps on stick while mowing lawn Must have been dog shit  Paranoid Parrot

has best friends chat up, has crushes chat up afraid to send wrong message to crush

has best friends chat up, has crushes chat up afraid to send wrong message to crush  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a post deletes after first 4 downvotes

Makes a post deletes after first 4 downvotes  Paranoid Parrot

Clear Recent History Time Range to Clear: everything

Clear Recent History  Time Range to Clear: everything  Paranoid Parrot

performed hard restart opens immediately in safe mode even though never seen adverse effects of starting up normally

performed hard restart opens immediately in safe mode even though never seen adverse effects of starting up normally  Paranoid Parrot

Worried I might get reported to the police for owning a pressure cooker

Worried I might get reported to the police for owning a pressure cooker  Paranoid Parrot

Can't post anything about being hungry or a random idea on facebook They'll assume im high

Can't post anything about being hungry or a random idea on facebook They'll assume im high   Paranoid Parrot
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