Paranoid Parrot

Create funny meme Hurry up and post to reddit so nobody can steal it

Create funny meme Hurry up and post to reddit so nobody can steal it  Paranoid Parrot

has to make presentation to class reformat laptop

has to make presentation to class reformat laptop  Paranoid Parrot

torrent a band's album; see them in concert they know

torrent a band's album; see them in concert they know  Paranoid Parrot

See a cop walk by FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

See a cop walk by FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  Paranoid Parrot

Open window at night for fresh air close again in case of murderers

Open window at night for fresh air close again in case of murderers  Paranoid Parrot

Lock keys in cAR TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET STOLEN.

Lock keys in cAR TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET STOLEN.  Paranoid Parrot

Notice a new statue in front of the arts building Don't blink! Don't even blink! Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink!

Notice a new statue in front of the arts building Don't blink! Don't even blink! Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink!  Paranoid Parrot

Already on The Pill Takes Plan B Just In Case

Already on The Pill Takes Plan B Just In Case  Paranoid Parrot

Read about BP whistleblowers I'M NEXT

Read about BP whistleblowers I'M NEXT  Paranoid Parrot

Take an extra vitamin lethal overdose

Take an extra vitamin lethal overdose  Paranoid Parrot
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