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Paranoid Parrot

turn all lights on at night intruder may have night vision

turn all lights on at night intruder may have night vision Paranoid Parrot
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huge yawn boss thinks im slackin

huge yawn boss thinks im slackin Paranoid Parrot
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Find spider while taking a leak can't look other way

Find spider while taking a leak can't look other way Paranoid Parrot
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Two kinds of things in this world: food, and stuff that probably wants to kill me.

Two kinds of things in this world: food, and stuff that probably wants to kill me. Paranoid Parrot
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"Standby for remediation" I'm dropping rpa's
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blackout? zombies are coming

blackout? zombies are coming Paranoid Parrot
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Sees highway patrol going other direction Immediately checks rearview mirror.

Sees highway patrol going other direction Immediately checks rearview mirror. Paranoid Parrot
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you speak russian? who's rushing? im not rushing, am i?

you speak russian? who's rushing? im not rushing, am i? Paranoid Parrot
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bedtime routine brush teeth, change into pajamas check closet for demons, take a piss, check closet for demons again, lights out, in bed, parents come home after night shift, " demons!!!!!! "

bedtime routine brush teeth, change into pajamas check closet for demons, take a piss, check closet for demons again, lights out, in bed, parents come home after night shift,
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Finds mother inside his room what has she seen?

Finds mother inside his room what has she seen? Paranoid Parrot
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