Paranoid Parrot

Don't say "i wish" for something petty Might be the one wish that comes true

Don't say

GETS PAPER CUT i'm going to bleed out

GETS PAPER CUT i'm going to bleed out  Paranoid Parrot

Need to copy text Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Need to copy text Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C+C+C  Paranoid Parrot

See a car parked on the side of the road Definitely an undercover cop

See a car parked on the side of the road Definitely an undercover cop  Paranoid Parrot

Hear car door slam while smoking Its the cops

Hear car door slam while smoking Its the cops  Paranoid Parrot

u jekk waqt Ita-Eng... ...jinqata id-dawl??

u jekk waqt Ita-Eng... ...jinqata id-dawl??  Paranoid Parrot

Can't hear drunk, passed out brother snoring in the other room He must be dead.

Can't hear drunk, passed out brother snoring in the other room He must be dead.  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to the bathroom at work leaves something that looks like work on the screen

Goes to the bathroom at work leaves something that looks like work on the screen  Paranoid Parrot

Packing for a trip Constantly check and go through your entire luggage to make sure you didn't forget anything important

Packing for a trip Constantly check and go through your entire luggage to make sure you didn't forget anything important  Paranoid Parrot

Learn more on pathophysiology I have all these problems

Learn more on pathophysiology I have all these problems  Paranoid Parrot
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