Paranoid Parrot

Ups guy delivering package knocks on door hide behind closest wall

Ups guy delivering package knocks on door hide behind closest wall  Paranoid Parrot

hear car pulling up to house holy shit, home invasion

hear car pulling up to house holy shit, home invasion  Paranoid Parrot

First drag from a cigarette Lung Cancer

First drag from a cigarette Lung Cancer   Paranoid Parrot

She said she'd be back in a minute. It's been 10 She's fuckin another guy

She said she'd be back in a minute. It's been 10  She's fuckin another guy  Paranoid Parrot

see black people walking outside house bar windows and hide in shadows

see black people walking outside house bar windows and hide in shadows  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone at night locks bathroom door to piss

Home alone at night  locks bathroom door to piss  Paranoid Parrot

Makes meme thinking it is original content becomes terrified that someone might have already thought of it and now it will be shamed as a repost

Makes meme thinking it is original content becomes terrified that someone might have already thought of it and now it will be shamed as a repost  Paranoid Parrot

Portal at 95% Better refill it!

Portal at 95% Better refill it!  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone Locks bathroom door

Home alone Locks  bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

About to masturbate in front of the computer... Better cover the webcam first.

About to masturbate in front of the computer... Better cover the webcam first.  Paranoid Parrot
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