Paranoid Parrot

Relates to Paranoid Parrot Someone is watching me.

Relates to Paranoid Parrot  Someone is watching me.  Paranoid Parrot

friend give a reassuring pat on the back check for "kick me" note.

friend give a reassuring pat on the back check for

Someone keeps making the same turns as me on my way home from work "they're going to murder me"

Someone keeps making the same turns as me on my way home from work

Driving down a bumpy road at night Every bump is a potential animal or small child killed

Driving down a bumpy road at night Every bump is a potential animal or small child killed  Paranoid Parrot

The guy nailing shingles to my roof said he was going to kill me with his hammer In Morse Code

The guy nailing shingles to my roof said he was going to kill me with his hammer In Morse Code  Paranoid Parrot

looks left, then right, then left then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left,

looks left, then right, then left then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left,   Paranoid Parrot

Bump that looks like a boner on pants Squirm until it's gone

Bump that looks like a boner on pants Squirm until it's gone  Paranoid Parrot

singing along to song in car checks phone for pocket dial

singing along to song in car checks phone for pocket dial   Paranoid Parrot

Gets pat on back immediately checks back for "kick me" sign

Gets pat on back immediately checks back for

Calls girlfriend after reading this thread To make sure she's not playing the accordian

Calls girlfriend after reading this thread To make sure she's not playing the accordian  Paranoid Parrot
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