Paranoid Parrot

First one into intersection when light changes green look back because maybe you were just seeing things

First one into intersection when light changes green look back because maybe you were just seeing things  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind me just honked checks headlights, trunk, and gascap

Car behind me just honked checks headlights, trunk, and gascap  Paranoid Parrot

Bathroom door opens I'm going to get raped!

Bathroom door opens I'm going to get raped!  Paranoid Parrot

sleeps in till noon cant remember what day it is panics gets dress rushes out of house to realize its saturday

sleeps in till noon cant remember what day it is panics gets dress rushes out of house to realize its saturday  Paranoid Parrot

feel like i have to fart oh no, reddit told me about this.

feel like i have to fart oh no, reddit told me about this.  Paranoid Parrot

Receive 15 Reddit messages Oh God, What did I do

Receive 15 Reddit messages Oh God, What did I do  Paranoid Parrot

*TOOT* Oh. no. diarrhea.

*TOOT* Oh. no. diarrhea.   Paranoid Parrot

IT'S QUIET OUTSIDE EVERYONE IS DEAD

IT'S QUIET OUTSIDE EVERYONE IS DEAD  Paranoid Parrot

About to get a kill in Heroes of newerth tell darkfire to fuck off

About to get a kill in Heroes of newerth tell darkfire to fuck off  Paranoid Parrot

Another aftershock!! We're all dead!!

Another aftershock!! We're all dead!!  Paranoid Parrot
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