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Paranoid Parrot

locks front door and goes to bed gets up five minutes later to see if front door is locked

locks front door and goes to bed gets up five minutes later to see if front door is locked Paranoid Parrot
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Read new Tom Clancy book Watch for tails driving to work for 3 weeks

Read new Tom Clancy book Watch for tails driving to work for 3 weeks Paranoid Parrot
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Smokes weed in the middle of nowhere oh god the cops are coming!

Smokes weed in the middle of nowhere oh god the cops are coming! Paranoid Parrot
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4 clicks from the same country Reporting to google

4 clicks from the same country Reporting to google Paranoid Parrot
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Feel sick after a gallon of diet soda ASPARTAME POISONING

Feel sick after a gallon of diet soda ASPARTAME POISONING Paranoid Parrot
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Need to use calculator The times Britannia ever hosted the Camp Reunion * 1 = 0. The times McCann hosted the Camp Reunion = More than countable.

Need to use calculator The times Britannia ever hosted the Camp Reunion * 1 = 0. The times McCann hosted the Camp Reunion = More than countable. Paranoid Parrot
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is it a motorcycle or a car with a busted headlight

is it a motorcycle or a car with a busted headlight Paranoid Parrot
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Paranoid Parrot says: "There 's daggers in men's smiles"

Paranoid Parrot says:
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nig sends cars I see everyday stay silent

nig sends cars I see everyday stay silent Paranoid Parrot
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smoke weed then go to the movies FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK THEY KNOW IM HIGH!

smoke weed then go to the movies FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK THEY KNOW IM HIGH! Paranoid Parrot
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