Paranoid Parrot

Scantron exam Oh god I'm filling the bubbles in wrong

Scantron exam Oh god I'm filling the bubbles in wrong  Paranoid Parrot

hit bump in the road I KILLED A CHILD

hit bump in the road I KILLED A CHILD  Paranoid Parrot

posting to /r/ gone wild photoshop identifying freckles

posting to /r/ gone wild photoshop identifying freckles  Paranoid Parrot

Want to park in spot next to car taking up two spaces Too afraid that he'll leave and people will think I'm the douchebag

Want to park in spot next to car taking up two spaces Too afraid that he'll leave and people will think I'm the douchebag  Paranoid Parrot

Sees Code Blue emergency phone out of order in parking lot Runs to car

Sees Code Blue emergency phone out of order in parking lot Runs to car  Paranoid Parrot

walk through lingerie section of department store they think i'm a rapist

walk through lingerie section of department store they think i'm a rapist  Paranoid Parrot

LEG ITCHES THROWS BLANKET ON THE GROUND AND LOOKS FOR SPIDER BITES

LEG ITCHES THROWS BLANKET ON THE GROUND AND LOOKS FOR SPIDER BITES  Paranoid Parrot

Video-chatting with a girl Puts on deodorant

Video-chatting with a girl Puts on deodorant  Paranoid Parrot

hear bump in the night so this is how it ends

hear bump in the night so this is how it ends  Paranoid Parrot

Plays RPG Saves after every battle

Plays RPG Saves after every battle  Paranoid Parrot
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