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Paranoid Parrot

Expecting visitor *Ding-dong* murderer

Expecting visitor *Ding-dong* murderer Paranoid Parrot
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Uses express lane at supermarket Repeatedly counts items to make sure its under the limit

Uses express lane at supermarket Repeatedly counts items to make sure its under the limit Paranoid Parrot
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look up pretty girl on facebook keep cursor away from 'add friend' button at all times

look up pretty girl on facebook keep cursor away from 'add friend' button at all times Paranoid Parrot
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post shows a huge spider in someones home "where do you live?!"

post shows a huge spider in someones home
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Girlfriend was supposed to be here aN HOUR AGO and i haven't heard from her she's been kidnapped and is soon to be sold into prostitution

Girlfriend was supposed to be here aN HOUR AGO and i haven't heard from her she's been kidnapped and is soon to be sold into prostitution Paranoid Parrot
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Makes passing eye contact with hot girl she must think I'm staring at her boobs

Makes passing eye contact with hot girl she must think I'm staring at her boobs Paranoid Parrot
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no space in the parking lot There taking our jobs

no space in the parking lot There taking our jobs Paranoid Parrot
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Hear noise at night Get the fuck under the covers

Hear noise at night Get the fuck under the covers Paranoid Parrot
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dust on nightstand mesothelioma life expectancy: 1 year

dust on nightstand mesothelioma life expectancy: 1 year Paranoid Parrot
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Has fever of 98.9 CALLS FUNERAL HOME

Has fever of 98.9 CALLS FUNERAL HOME Paranoid Parrot
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