Paranoid Parrot

Ugggghhh Hun-gry

Ugggghhh Hun-gry  Paranoid Parrot

Argues in favor of Wikileaks on Facebook, Facebook stops loading. Theyre on to me.

Argues in favor of Wikileaks on Facebook, Facebook stops loading. Theyre on to me.   Paranoid Parrot

Takes 5 year old sister to school. Everyone thinks I had a kid when I was a teenager.

Takes 5 year old sister to school. Everyone thinks I had a kid when I was a teenager.   Paranoid Parrot

car in front of you driving slow? buy a plane ticket to DREAMFORCE!

car in front of you driving slow? buy a plane ticket to DREAMFORCE!  Paranoid Parrot

Song you're listening to has a police siren in it slows down and begins to pull over

Song you're listening to has a police siren in it slows down and begins to pull over  Paranoid Parrot

sitting in movie theater not sure what cup holder is mine

sitting in movie theater not sure what cup holder is mine  Paranoid Parrot

HOME ALONE STILL CLOSES DOOR TO SHIT

HOME ALONE STILL CLOSES DOOR TO SHIT  Paranoid Parrot

people on the bus talking in japanese looking at you? they must think your horrible excuse for a human being thats waisting their precious air

people on the bus talking in japanese looking at you? they must think your  horrible excuse for a human being thats waisting their precious air  Paranoid Parrot

Goes into men's bathroom Double checks for urinals

Goes into men's bathroom Double checks for urinals   Paranoid Parrot

1 point for writing name on test better check 3 times to see if i spelled my name right

1 point for writing name on test better check 3 times to see if i spelled my name right  Paranoid Parrot
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