Paranoid Parrot

People keep commenting on how great I look It's a joke and they're all in on it

People keep commenting on how great I look It's a joke and they're all in on it  Paranoid Parrot

Sent my wife flowers anonymously she didn't come home with them

Sent my wife flowers anonymously  she didn't come home with them  Paranoid Parrot

police car passes Sit straight, check seatbelt, slowdown, smile.

police car passes Sit straight, check seatbelt, slowdown, smile.  Paranoid Parrot

think every runny nose is going to be a bloody nose

think every runny nose is going to be a bloody nose  Paranoid Parrot

barber ties cape around neck omg i can feel my pulse and i cant breathe

barber ties cape around neck omg i can feel my pulse and i cant breathe  Paranoid Parrot

types password incorrectly "I've been hacked!"

types password incorrectly

gets cleaning agent on hand panic attack

gets cleaning agent on hand panic attack  Paranoid Parrot

students may have sex!!!! put shoes in every door

students may have sex!!!! put shoes in every door  Paranoid Parrot

Reads paranoid parrot memes develops extreme paranoia

Reads paranoid parrot memes develops extreme paranoia  Paranoid Parrot

stranger walking behind me as i head home late at night phone at the ready to call police

stranger walking behind me as i head home late at night    phone at the ready to call police  Paranoid Parrot
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