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Paranoid Parrot

smoke pot once never apply to jobs that drug test

smoke pot once never apply to jobs that drug test Paranoid Parrot
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The people at google maps are watching me fap

The people at google maps are watching me fap Paranoid Parrot
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Apple tracks my location? It is now harder to frame me

Apple tracks my location? It is now harder to frame me Paranoid Parrot
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has two alarm clock apps on phone sets them both

has two alarm clock apps on phone sets them both Paranoid Parrot
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Longboards over a thin piece of metal on the ground Checks to make sure the bearings are fine.

Longboards over a thin piece of metal on the ground Checks to make sure the bearings are fine. Paranoid Parrot
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Push really hard while taking a shit hemorrhoids

Push really hard while taking a shit hemorrhoids Paranoid Parrot
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At Chinese restaurant and the employees are talking to each other in Chinese They're making fun of me

At Chinese restaurant and the employees are talking to each other in Chinese They're making fun of me Paranoid Parrot
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Dolor de cabeza tengo un tumor cerebral

Dolor de cabeza tengo un tumor cerebral Paranoid Parrot
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See A lot of cars parked near my best friend's house they're having a party without me

See A lot of cars parked near my best friend's house they're having a party without me Paranoid Parrot
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carries phone, wallet, and ipod to school checks pocket constantly

carries phone, wallet, and ipod to school checks pocket constantly Paranoid Parrot
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