Paranoid Parrot

Shoots nerf gun retrieves dart

Shoots nerf gun retrieves dart  Paranoid Parrot

Privacy Setting - "Who can see this?": All except the person it's about. ...and mutual friends ...just me

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Going the speed limit while everyone else is driving slower Slows down in fear of getting a speeding ticket

Going the speed limit while everyone else is driving slower Slows down in fear of getting a speeding ticket  Paranoid Parrot

Webcam is off Face it away from me and unplug it just incase

Webcam is off Face it away from me and unplug it just incase  Paranoid Parrot

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working  Paranoid Parrot

One downvote They recognize my username

One downvote They recognize my username  Paranoid Parrot

Two missed calls from mom during class Grandma must have died

Two missed calls from mom during class Grandma must have died  Paranoid Parrot

Bin Ladin Finally Dead? Better be prepared for retaliation attacks!

Bin Ladin Finally Dead? Better be prepared for retaliation attacks!  Paranoid Parrot

wear backpack on the front

wear backpack on the front  Paranoid Parrot

Hear noise at night Get the fuck under the covers, it's safe there

Hear noise at night
 Get the fuck under the covers, it's safe there
  Paranoid Parrot
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