Paranoid Parrot

feel something brush against leg at the beach something's tasting my flesh

feel something brush against leg at the beach something's tasting my flesh  Paranoid Parrot

roomates out and never home nature is going to reclaim my apartment while at def con

roomates out and never home nature is going to reclaim my apartment while at def con  Paranoid Parrot

Every 5 seconds *CTRL + s*

Every 5 seconds *CTRL + s*  Paranoid Parrot

Sees five cars in only two days with a headlight out "Someone without a headlight is been following me"

Sees five cars in only two days with a headlight out

Fuel meter hasn't increased yet Oh god, the gas pump didn't work!

Fuel meter hasn't increased yet Oh god, the gas pump didn't work!  Paranoid Parrot

Accepted to michigan must be fake

Accepted to michigan must be fake  Paranoid Parrot

check map every 10 seconds just to make sure still on the right path

check map every 10 seconds just to make sure still on the right path  Paranoid Parrot

missed a question on first quiz of the year i'm not going to graduate

missed a question on first quiz of the year i'm not going to graduate  Paranoid Parrot

throws something away he doesn't want anyone to see puts it in bottom of trash can and pushes other stuff on top of it

throws something away he doesn't want anyone to see puts it in bottom of trash can and pushes other stuff on top of it  Paranoid Parrot

Spill a little water on your lap splash on more so that there is too much for people to possibly think you have peed yourself

Spill a little water on your lap splash on more so that there is too much for people to possibly think you have peed yourself  Paranoid Parrot
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