Paranoid Parrot

You say pretty bird to my girl one more time, I'll bite your finger off

You say pretty bird to my girl one more time, I'll bite your finger off  Paranoid Parrot

Have headache Afraid to eat ice cream

Have headache Afraid to eat ice cream  Paranoid Parrot

Misplaced master key My life is over

Misplaced master key My life is over  Paranoid Parrot

In large crowd Somebody in this massive group of people is probably staring at me

In large crowd Somebody in this massive group of people is probably staring at me  Paranoid Parrot

Call the ISP about an outage They know

Call the ISP about an outage They know  Paranoid Parrot

tap your leg to the beat of a song in your room change tempo at random in case someone outside thinks you're masturbating

tap your leg to the beat of a song in your room change tempo at random in case someone outside thinks you're masturbating  Paranoid Parrot

NIGGERs?!

NIGGERs?!   Paranoid Parrot

Pay with $100 bill at supermarket They think it's fake

Pay with $100 bill at supermarket They think it's fake  Paranoid Parrot

Why u be hatin because i have to much.... Swag

Why u be hatin because i have to much.... 
Swag  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit goes under emergency maintenance Thinks reddit is being taken over by the government

Reddit goes under emergency maintenance  Thinks reddit is being taken over by the government   Paranoid Parrot
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