Paranoid Parrot

Covers webcam to make sure no one sees him fapping.

Covers webcam to make sure no one sees him fapping.  Paranoid Parrot

creates a bad post and wants to delete it afraid that the people who commented on it will realize it and judge

creates a bad post and wants to delete it afraid that the people who commented on it will realize it and judge  Paranoid Parrot

Is about to go on a trip goes and changes the air in the tires.

Is about to go on a trip goes and changes the air in the tires.  Paranoid Parrot

guy flirts with you someone must have hacked their computer

guy flirts with you someone must have hacked their computer  Paranoid Parrot

Tongue feels another tooth coming in at age 18 Dear God I got the wisdom teeth

Tongue feels another tooth coming in at age 18 Dear God I got the wisdom teeth  Paranoid Parrot

Yes i have insurance life, health, car, homeowners, flood, food, water, volcano, earthquake, tsunami, tornado, fire, hurricane, drought, famine, armageddon...

Yes i have insurance life, health, car, homeowners, flood, food, water, volcano, earthquake, tsunami, tornado, fire,  hurricane, drought, famine, armageddon...  Paranoid Parrot

Ms Humera walks into class phone still on general mode

Ms Humera walks into class phone still on general mode  Paranoid Parrot

Driving 42 in a 40.....Sees a Cop *Slams on brakes* Holy shit!!!

Driving 42 in a 40.....Sees a Cop *Slams on brakes*
Holy shit!!!  Paranoid Parrot

sudden appearance of dark clouds apocalypse

sudden appearance of dark clouds apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

Mothra bird

Mothra bird  Paranoid Parrot
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