Paranoid Parrot

See floaters retinal detachment

See floaters retinal detachment  Paranoid Parrot

Internet's Not working SHIT, must be the zombie apocalypse

Internet's Not working SHIT, must be the zombie apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

That chair on the other side of the room is slide too far back... Very tempted to cross room and push it in.

That chair on the other side of the room is slide too far back... Very tempted to cross room and push it in.  Paranoid Parrot

techno music starts playing police siren have a heart attack

techno music starts playing police siren have a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

Try drugs "They all know"

Try drugs

Slight pain in left arm Heart attack

Slight pain in left arm Heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

METAL DETECTOR IN AIRPORT GOES OFF THEY THINK IM A TERRORIST

METAL DETECTOR IN AIRPORT GOES OFF THEY THINK IM A TERRORIST  Paranoid Parrot

start walking upstairs in front of friend run up stairs so he doesnt grab your feet

start walking upstairs in front of friend run up stairs so he doesnt grab your feet  Paranoid Parrot

fly touches me.. its gonna take my soul

fly touches me.. its gonna take my soul  Paranoid Parrot

can they see the scuff mark?

can they see the scuff mark?  Paranoid Parrot
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