Paranoid Parrot

gets a positive comment on reddit assumes sarcasm

gets a positive comment on reddit assumes sarcasm  Paranoid Parrot

About to jump in water Check pockets 6 times for phone

About to jump in water Check pockets 6 times for phone  Paranoid Parrot

know a lot about every disease ever.... HYPOCHONDRIAC

know a lot about every disease ever.... HYPOCHONDRIAC   Paranoid Parrot

lives alone still locks bathroom door

lives alone still locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Think of funny meme to post nah, I'm sure someone's already made it

Think of funny meme to post nah, I'm sure someone's already made it  Paranoid Parrot

Los vecinos tienen camionetas lobo y mucha seguridad deben de ser narcos

Los vecinos tienen camionetas lobo y mucha seguridad deben de ser narcos  Paranoid Parrot

WALK PASSED A GROUP OF STRANGERS. THEY LAUGH AFTER WALKING BY. they're laughing at me

WALK PASSED A GROUP OF STRANGERS. THEY LAUGH AFTER WALKING BY. they're laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

two days before "best before" date? Throw it away, just to be sure

two days before

SOPA passes Never does another repost

SOPA passes Never does another repost  Paranoid Parrot

HEAR KNOCKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT EVERYONES GOING TO DIE

HEAR KNOCKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT EVERYONES GOING TO DIE  Paranoid Parrot
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