Paranoid Parrot

Makes wrong turn and has to pull into stranger's drive to turn around Fly out of their driveway quickly so they don't think you're stalking them

Makes wrong turn and has to pull into stranger's drive to turn around Fly out of their driveway quickly so they don't think you're stalking them  Paranoid Parrot

orders drive-thru checks bag to make sure all food is there

orders drive-thru checks bag to make sure all food is there  Paranoid Parrot

I DON't KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A PUPPETEER's HAND

I DON't KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A PUPPETEER's HAND  Paranoid Parrot

What's that smell? Probably me

What's that smell? Probably me  Paranoid Parrot

car behind me takes the same turn i do i'm about to be murdered

car behind me takes the same turn i do i'm about to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Take out trash at night time run the fuck inside afterwards

Take out trash at night time run the fuck inside afterwards  Paranoid Parrot

get a call from ex-employer shit i'm going to get fired

get a call from ex-employer shit i'm going to get fired  Paranoid Parrot

luggage going through airport security hope seal team 6 is gentle

luggage going through airport security hope seal team 6 is gentle  Paranoid Parrot

sees smoke near house oh god my house is on fire!

sees smoke near house oh god my house is on fire!  Paranoid Parrot

Hear ambulance at intersection IT'S COMING FROM EVERYWHERE

Hear ambulance at intersection IT'S COMING FROM EVERYWHERE  Paranoid Parrot
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