Paranoid Parrot

April Fools day was yesterday Still think all posts are fake

April Fools day was yesterday Still think all posts are fake  Paranoid Parrot

Make meme for reddit that wife wouldn't approve of Keep checking Facebook to make sure quick meme didn't auto-post it there

Make meme for reddit that wife wouldn't approve of Keep checking Facebook to make sure quick meme didn't auto-post it there  Paranoid Parrot

stranger checks if bathroom stall you're in is occupied or not panics

stranger checks if bathroom stall you're in is occupied or not panics  Paranoid Parrot

Found a friend on reddit will i be found too?

Found a friend on reddit will i be found too?  Paranoid Parrot

Been having extremely good luck lately Can't enjoy it. Bad luck is just around the corner

Been having extremely good luck lately Can't enjoy it. Bad luck is just around the corner  Paranoid Parrot

Gets one Downvote on Reddit DELETE IT

Gets one Downvote on Reddit DELETE IT  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally goes 10 miles over the speed limit for a few seconds Goes ten under for the next half hour

Accidentally goes 10 miles over the speed limit for a few seconds Goes ten under for the next half hour  Paranoid Parrot

stomach hurts must be [insert rare fatal parasite]

stomach hurts must be
 [insert rare fatal parasite]  Paranoid Parrot

buying something online checks own address five times before ordering

buying something online checks own address five times before ordering   Paranoid Parrot

If Sony's DRM is different than Microsoft's They should've announced it this week

If Sony's DRM is different than Microsoft's They should've announced it this week  Paranoid Parrot
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