Paranoid Parrot

Just No

Just No  Paranoid Parrot

get in the car GET IN THE CAR!!

get in the car GET IN THE CAR!!  Paranoid Parrot

Noise Outside Gonna Die

Noise Outside Gonna Die  Paranoid Parrot

capture temeraire get beamraped by it at the final mission

capture temeraire get beamraped by it at the final mission  Paranoid Parrot

Find ants in bed room bed is crawling with them

Find ants in bed room bed is crawling with them  Paranoid Parrot

take shit at house party lock the door and climb out window

take shit at house party lock the door and climb out window  Paranoid Parrot

drink from water fountain afraid someone might try to knock my head down into nozzle.

drink from water fountain afraid someone might try to knock my head down into nozzle.  Paranoid Parrot

Gets hungry while watching hunger games Too scared of crazed fan with longbow to buy popcorn

Gets hungry while watching hunger games Too scared of crazed fan with longbow to buy popcorn  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a spider in his room before going to sleep When He tries to go to sleep, "there are fucking spiders everywhere"

Sees a spider in his room before going to sleep When He tries to go to sleep,

Sees a car with chrome 22's It's a drive-by!

Sees a car with chrome 22's It's a drive-by!  Paranoid Parrot
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