Paranoid Parrot

Drive over a bridge rolls down window

Drive over a bridge rolls down window  Paranoid Parrot

Hasn't seen paranoid parrot on homepage for a while oh god im extinct

Hasn't seen paranoid parrot on homepage for a while oh god im extinct  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a meme Checks it five times to make sure there is no spelling mistakes

Makes a meme Checks it five times to make sure there is no spelling mistakes  Paranoid Parrot

killed a spider inside house may be infested

killed a spider inside house may be infested  Paranoid Parrot

love you, son she knows

love you, son she knows  Paranoid Parrot

ice cream truck in condo complex Must be the FBI

ice cream truck in condo complex Must be the FBI  Paranoid Parrot

Schedules a date with a girl Doesn't talk to her the day prior so she can't cancel

Schedules a date with a girl Doesn't talk to her the day prior so she can't cancel  Paranoid Parrot

Didn't do my yoss Homework he doesn't check it he talks to me in the hall and i shit myself

Didn't do my yoss Homework he doesn't check it he talks to me in the hall and i shit myself   Paranoid Parrot

lightbulbs outside slightly unscrewed murderer out to get my family

lightbulbs outside slightly unscrewed murderer out to get my family  Paranoid Parrot

black guy in a hoodie? Murder by death

black guy in a hoodie? Murder by death  Paranoid Parrot
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