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Paranoid Parrot

Forgot shaving razor in bag and needs to grab cell phone My hand is going to get chopped off

Forgot shaving razor in bag and needs to grab cell phone My hand is going to get chopped off Paranoid Parrot
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Phone rings. Answer, they hang up. THEY'RE LISTENING!

Phone rings. Answer, they hang up. THEY'RE LISTENING! Paranoid Parrot
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parent borrows cell phone to make call they're reading all my texts

parent borrows cell phone to make call they're reading all my texts Paranoid Parrot
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boyfriend goes to a sport game he's cheating me

boyfriend goes to a sport game he's cheating me Paranoid Parrot
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Text friend about party Check 6 times to make sure didn't send to parents

Text friend about party Check 6 times to make sure didn't send to parents Paranoid Parrot
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I'll live for more than 90 years happily... you won't.

I'll live for more than 90 years happily... you won't. Paranoid Parrot
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Asks Gina for nudez never get them

Asks Gina for nudez never get them Paranoid Parrot
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pedobear link on r/adviceanimals it's been posted by the police

pedobear link on r/adviceanimals it's been posted by the police Paranoid Parrot
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you know what they say about a big beak? hehe

you know what they say about a big beak? hehe Paranoid Parrot
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Didn't send sponsorship request sends follow-up e-mail letting me know why

Didn't send sponsorship request sends follow-up e-mail letting me know why Paranoid Parrot
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