Paranoid Parrot

Car drives by my house Oh God I gonna be raped!

Car drives by my house Oh God I gonna be raped!  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to bathroom and shower curtain is closed... Instantly means there is either a dead person/ rapist/ robber behind it!

Goes to bathroom and shower curtain is closed... Instantly means there is either a dead person/ rapist/ robber behind it!  Paranoid Parrot

smoke for 5 years i have lung cancer

smoke for 5 years i have lung cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Reads new Paranoid Parrot meme "whats wrong with that?"

Reads new Paranoid Parrot meme

Find $10 on street TV PRANK

Find $10 on street TV PRANK  Paranoid Parrot

Finds original content to post triple checks spelling and grammer of title

Finds original content to post triple checks spelling and grammer of title  Paranoid Parrot

makes farting noise while moving chair in class Has to reassure everyone in class that it was just his chair

makes farting noise while moving chair in class Has to reassure everyone in class that it was just his chair  Paranoid Parrot

uses incognito mode still logs out when done in every tab

uses incognito mode still logs out when done in every tab  Paranoid Parrot

talks to someone who wipes their mouth continues to wipe own mouth for 20 min

talks to someone who wipes their mouth   continues to wipe own mouth for 20 min  Paranoid Parrot

Searches forum for issue so nazis mods don't pounce All results have posts by NAZI MODS telling OP to search the forum

Searches forum for issue so nazis mods don't pounce All results have posts by NAZI MODS telling OP to search the forum  Paranoid Parrot
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