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Paranoid Parrot

picking me up in an hour better check every five minutes to see if they're here

picking me up in an hour better check every five minutes to see if they're here Paranoid Parrot
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at magic kingdom take ferry back to parking lot to check if windows are rolled up

at magic kingdom take ferry back to parking lot to check if windows are rolled up Paranoid Parrot
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Hears lull in speech "Dear God. What have I missed?"

Hears lull in speech
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gets lice burns down house

gets lice burns down house Paranoid Parrot
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hears noise shuts game off and goes to bed

hears noise shuts game off and goes to bed Paranoid Parrot
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cant buy anything over 1000 in well known neopians shop they'll think im stalking them

cant buy anything over 1000 in well known neopians shop they'll think im stalking them Paranoid Parrot
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tell a racist black jokes theres a black guy behind me listening

tell a racist black jokes theres a black guy behind me listening Paranoid Parrot
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get a response comment did i piss someone off?

get a response comment did i piss someone off? Paranoid Parrot
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Afraid to leave grocery cart unsupervised someone might take it

Afraid to leave grocery cart unsupervised someone might take it Paranoid Parrot
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won't use a repel Next Pokemon could be shiny

won't use a repel Next Pokemon could be shiny Paranoid Parrot
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