Paranoid Parrot

Sees bat embryo is a png file Closes file in split second to avoid pop-out

Sees bat embryo is a png file Closes file in split second to avoid pop-out  Paranoid Parrot

Internet not working caught pirating

Internet not working caught pirating  Paranoid Parrot

feels slight pain in chest must be having a heart attack

feels slight pain in chest must be having a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

GIRLFRIEND'S STOMACH HURTS MUST BE PREGNANT

GIRLFRIEND'S STOMACH HURTS  MUST BE PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

FINDS RUGBURN ON ELBOW FLESH EATING DISEASE

FINDS RUGBURN ON ELBOW FLESH EATING DISEASE  Paranoid Parrot

lives alone clears browser's history

lives alone clears browser's history  Paranoid Parrot

Flicks cigarette out of window on county road Turn around to make sure it didn't start a wildfire

Flicks cigarette out of window on county road Turn around to make sure it didn't start a wildfire  Paranoid Parrot

fapping home alone blares music so neighbors dont think he is fappping

fapping home  alone blares music so neighbors dont think he is fappping   Paranoid Parrot

Wants to use confession bear afraid his redditor friends will go on his profile and see it

Wants to use confession bear afraid his redditor friends will go on his profile and see it  Paranoid Parrot

Cute guy smiles at you while you're running Am I making a weird face?! Do I have camel toe?!

Cute guy smiles at you while you're running Am I making a weird face?! Do I have camel toe?!  Paranoid Parrot
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