Paranoid Parrot

Go to new page, see a post from previous page that's been pushed there Go back and find the post you missed

Go to new page, see a post from previous page that's been pushed there Go back and find the post you missed  Paranoid Parrot

Adds global regex modifier in case extra matches creep into target string when not looking

Adds global regex modifier in case extra matches creep into target string when not looking   Paranoid Parrot

"Want to go to see The Dark Night Rises?" I'm going to get shot

Being hit on at the bar It's a spy for the Illuminati!

Being hit on at the bar It's a spy for the Illuminati!  Paranoid Parrot

Writing an important email Puts email address in subject bar so it won't send on accident

Writing an important email Puts email address in subject bar so it won't send on accident  Paranoid Parrot

heard a noise burglar

heard a noise burglar  Paranoid Parrot

sees low flying plane instantly thinks its hijacked and going to crash into a building

sees  low flying plane instantly thinks its hijacked and going to crash into a building  Paranoid Parrot

Dick just touched the seat while pooping at a gas station Hope they have a cure for chlamydia

Dick just touched the seat while pooping at a gas station Hope they have a cure for chlamydia  Paranoid Parrot

Puts on Sunglasses Assume everyone thinks i'm high

Puts on Sunglasses Assume everyone thinks i'm high  Paranoid Parrot

smokes at a party dude, do you think that shit could have been laced?

smokes at a party dude, do you think that shit could have been laced?  Paranoid Parrot
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