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Muted on conference call whisper just in case they can hear me

Muted on conference call whisper just in case they can hear me Paranoid Parrot
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eats dick maggots

eats dick maggots Paranoid Parrot
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Gets challenged by camille brings cake just in case

Gets challenged by camille brings cake just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Bangs head against desk on accident causing it to bleed No! NO! I am too young to have brain cancer!

Bangs head against desk on accident causing it to bleed No! NO! I am too young to have brain cancer! Paranoid Parrot
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mom: are you home? me: no. why? mom: just wanted to talk to you about something

mom: are you home? me: no. why? mom: just wanted to talk to you about something Paranoid Parrot
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"Fire exit, unlocked by alarm" Better not use it
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Watched the Louisville accident Well better make sure I don't stand or jump for the rest of today

Watched the Louisville accident Well better make sure I don't stand or jump for the rest of today Paranoid Parrot
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Covers webcam with duct tape before fapping Otherwise someone will be stalking me

Covers webcam with duct tape before fapping Otherwise someone will be stalking me Paranoid Parrot
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person in front of you pushes crosswalk button "i better push it a few more times to make sure it registered"

person in front of you pushes crosswalk button
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Save to laptop hard drive, save to desktop hard drive, save to external hard drive,save to USB drive, save to cell phone, save to SD card, save to camera SD card, send to student, work, gmail, hotmail, yahoo email accounts, burn to CD, burn to DVD, print

Save to laptop hard drive, save to desktop hard drive, save to external hard drive,save to USB drive, save to cell phone, save to SD card, save to camera SD card, send to student, work, gmail, hotmail, yahoo email accounts, burn to CD, burn to DVD, print Paranoid Parrot
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