Paranoid Parrot

Gotta go to the bathroom Parents might be home any minute and think I'm neglecting my duties

Gotta go to the bathroom Parents might be home any minute and think I'm neglecting my duties  Paranoid Parrot

Apartment complex is advertising "now Leasing" I'm getting evicted

Apartment complex is advertising

Clear all history put in some fake sites just in case

Clear all history put in some fake
sites just in case  Paranoid Parrot

AFRAID PEOPLE WILL THINK I SMELL SHOWER BEFORE THE GYM

AFRAID PEOPLE WILL THINK I SMELL SHOWER BEFORE THE GYM  Paranoid Parrot

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He died in a car accident

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He died in a car accident  Paranoid Parrot

Several people post pictures of stray bullets on the same day Lock all doors and windows and sit in the middle of the house

Several people post pictures of stray bullets on the same day Lock all doors and windows and sit in the middle of the house  Paranoid Parrot

Shortness of breath after a 3 mile jog Pulmonary embolism

Shortness of breath after a 3 mile jog Pulmonary embolism  Paranoid Parrot

gets criticized on reddit DELETES POST

gets criticized on reddit DELETES POST  Paranoid Parrot

Has gotten lsat score oh god must have fill in something wrong in form

Has gotten lsat score oh god must have fill in something wrong in form  Paranoid Parrot

post something constantly refresh to see how much karma you've gotten

post something constantly refresh to see how much karma you've gotten  Paranoid Parrot
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