Paranoid Parrot

Kills bug shit, what if it comes back for me in the next life

Kills bug shit, what if it comes back for me in the next life  Paranoid Parrot

Pokemon is evolving Put down game so you accidentally don't hit B

Pokemon is evolving Put down game so you accidentally don't hit B  Paranoid Parrot

uses laptop in SLeeper class getting robbed tonight!!

uses laptop in SLeeper class getting robbed tonight!!  Paranoid Parrot

Sends an Email Checks Sent Mail to make sure it went to the correct address

Sends an Email Checks Sent Mail to make sure it went to the correct address  Paranoid Parrot

ENTERS DARK ALLEY WHERE'S MY RAPE WHISTLE

ENTERS DARK ALLEY WHERE'S MY RAPE WHISTLE  Paranoid Parrot

Hands are shaking must be Parkinson's!

Hands are shaking must be Parkinson's!  Paranoid Parrot

31 days since last period "Pregnant!"

31 days since last period

Dyrus playing Amnesia Goes back to League of Legends after 10 minutes

Dyrus playing Amnesia Goes back to League of Legends after 10 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

has a completely anonymous account still uses an alt to browse gonewild

has a completely anonymous account still uses an alt to browse gonewild  Paranoid Parrot

Scared to sleep through alarm stays up all night instead

Scared to sleep through alarm stays up all night instead  Paranoid Parrot
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