Paranoid Parrot

Scared roommate might be fapping Jiggle doorknob for ten seconds before opening

Scared roommate might be fapping Jiggle doorknob for ten seconds before opening  Paranoid Parrot

About to submit a link on Reddit copy/pastes link into new window to make sure it works

About to submit a link on Reddit copy/pastes link into new window to make sure it works  Paranoid Parrot

Hears a screaming child "Oh Shit! A Banshee"

Hears a screaming child

Toes itch ATHlete's foot

Toes itch
 ATHlete's foot
  Paranoid Parrot

Going to make a meme about Amy's Baking Company They'll find me

Going to make a meme about Amy's Baking Company They'll find me  Paranoid Parrot

COMPUTER GOES TO SLEEP MODE WE'VE LOST POWER

COMPUTER GOES TO SLEEP MODE WE'VE LOST POWER  Paranoid Parrot

3 B's in a row THEY are all wrong

3 B's in a row THEY are all wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Hear car door outside hitman here to whack me

Hear car door outside hitman here to whack me  Paranoid Parrot

boiling hot in the middle of the night won't open window incase insects get me

boiling hot in the middle of the night won't open window incase insects get me  Paranoid Parrot

Haven't heard from someone on friend list in a while Check their chat to make sure you're still added

Haven't heard from someone on friend list in a while Check their chat to make sure you're still added  Paranoid Parrot
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