Paranoid Parrot

what's next? alien sex?!?

what's next? alien sex?!?  Paranoid Parrot

food tastes kind of weird I've been poisoned

food tastes kind of weird I've been poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

let friend rip new cd of music RIAA is gonna bust down my door

let friend rip new cd of music RIAA is gonna bust down my door  Paranoid Parrot

Steps on a crack OH GOD MOM

Steps on a crack OH GOD MOM  Paranoid Parrot

TURN OFF LIGHT IN BASEMENT RUN LIKE HELL

TURN OFF LIGHT IN BASEMENT RUN LIKE HELL  Paranoid Parrot

Thinking of something kind of dirty quickly think of something else incase someone can read your thoughts

Thinking of something kind of dirty quickly think of something else incase someone can read your thoughts  Paranoid Parrot

Downloading 3 different torrents at once. The FBI is coming

Downloading 3 different torrents at once. The FBI is coming  Paranoid Parrot

posts on college's subreddit deletes it before everyone finds out who they are

posts on college's subreddit deletes it before everyone finds out who they are  Paranoid Parrot

in the bathroom at your friend's house and notice someone peed on the toilet seat meticulously wipe it down so your friend's family won't think it was you

in the bathroom at your friend's house and notice someone peed on the toilet seat meticulously wipe it down so your friend's family won't think it was you  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend gets sick pregnant

Girlfriend gets sick pregnant  Paranoid Parrot
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