Paranoid Parrot

Drive past a full trash bag on freeway There must be a body in there

Drive past a full trash bag on 
freeway There must be a body in there  Paranoid Parrot

Heard SFA's financial aid office sucks. Constantly check to make sure i didn't get dropped from classes.

Heard SFA's financial aid office sucks. Constantly check to make sure i didn't get dropped from classes.  Paranoid Parrot

No reddit in Public "Someone might try to whale bacon me."

No reddit in Public

chocolate on my face? they're gonna think i eat my own shit!

chocolate on my face? they're gonna think 
i eat my own shit!  Paranoid Parrot

that youtube video you like it's fake

that youtube video you like it's fake  Paranoid Parrot

Board plane, turn off phone Check phone another 60 times to be sure it's off

Board plane, turn off phone Check phone another 60 times to be sure it's off  Paranoid Parrot

Haven't seen my baggage yet lost

Haven't seen my baggage yet lost   Paranoid Parrot

locks car doors 10 steps later goes back to make sure it's locked

locks car doors 10 steps later goes back to make sure it's locked  Paranoid Parrot

passes cop car going the other direction checks mirrors to see if they hit their brakes

passes cop car going the other direction checks mirrors to see if they hit their brakes  Paranoid Parrot

Read Misunderestood Spider There is spiders everywhere

Read Misunderestood Spider There is spiders everywhere  Paranoid Parrot
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