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Paranoid Parrot

Watch double-decker bus round corner wait for it to tip over and crush you

Watch double-decker bus round corner wait for it to tip over and crush you Paranoid Parrot
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Wake up at 8am on a Saturday Oh god I slept through pt

Wake up at 8am on a Saturday Oh god I slept through pt Paranoid Parrot
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Everyone telling girlfriend her boobs look bigger She's pregnant

Everyone telling girlfriend her boobs look bigger She's pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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girlfriend got better at giving head oh god, who has she been practicing on?

girlfriend got better at giving head oh god, who has she been practicing on? Paranoid Parrot
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put underwear on backwards this morning everyone knows

put underwear on backwards this morning everyone knows Paranoid Parrot
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Door opens to bathroom while in shower Norman Bates

Door opens to bathroom while in shower Norman Bates Paranoid Parrot
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Encrypts entire hard drive while high Forgets password

Encrypts entire hard drive while high Forgets password Paranoid Parrot
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Brings own drink into store Hides it anyway in fear of getting accused of stealing.

Brings own drink into store Hides it anyway in fear of getting accused of stealing. Paranoid Parrot
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Sneeze while on period fountain of blood

Sneeze while on period fountain of blood Paranoid Parrot
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turn off the lights in basement run upstairs faster than the speed of light

turn off the lights in basement run upstairs faster than the speed of light Paranoid Parrot
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