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Paranoid Parrot

NO ONE HOME STILL LOCK DOOR WHEN TAKING A DUMP

NO ONE HOME STILL LOCK DOOR WHEN TAKING A DUMP Paranoid Parrot
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New boss asks how I'm liking my new job I'm getting fired

New boss asks how I'm liking my new job I'm getting fired Paranoid Parrot
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see a crack through the curtains the whole neighborhood saw me changing

see a crack through the curtains the whole neighborhood saw me changing Paranoid Parrot
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Kernel update hasn't happened in over 2 weeks Better run apt-get update 3 more times

Kernel update hasn't happened in over 2 weeks Better run apt-get update 3 more times Paranoid Parrot
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SNEEZE 4 TIMES IN A ROW I HAVE A WEEK TO LIVE

SNEEZE 4 TIMES IN A ROW I HAVE A WEEK TO LIVE Paranoid Parrot
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cat /var/log/auth.log | less cat /var/log/auth.log | grep success

cat /var/log/auth.log | less cat /var/log/auth.log | grep success Paranoid Parrot
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sees cop pull out from median heart attack

sees cop pull out from median heart attack Paranoid Parrot
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dress up like a little girl rape pedo bear

dress up like a little girl rape pedo bear Paranoid Parrot
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Headlights in the rearview mirror COPS

Headlights in the rearview mirror COPS Paranoid Parrot
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i wonder if anyone realizes that i really don't do shit around here

i wonder if anyone realizes that i really don't do shit around here Paranoid Parrot
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