Paranoid Parrot

Penis touches toilet bowl in public washroom i have gonoherpasyphilitis

Penis touches toilet bowl in public washroom i have gonoherpasyphilitis  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a helicopter Get super nervous and try to figure out why the CIA is after you.

Hear a helicopter Get super nervous and try to figure out why the CIA is after you.  Paranoid Parrot

reaches for anti-paranoia meds can't take them poisoned

reaches for anti-paranoia meds can't take them
poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

wakeup before alarm "am i dead?"

wakeup before alarm

Ubuntu 12.04

 Ubuntu 12.04  Paranoid Parrot

reports broken link posts screenshot in case it gets fixed

reports broken link posts screenshot in case it gets fixed  Paranoid Parrot

found 40 dollars on the sidewalk it's a sting operation

found 40 dollars on the sidewalk it's a sting operation  Paranoid Parrot

wants a midnight snack Takes cat to the kitchen to protect her from burglars

wants a midnight snack Takes cat to the kitchen to protect her from burglars  Paranoid Parrot

Hold the door for someone at the Towers THEY WILL RAPE MY FRIENDS

Hold the door for someone at the Towers THEY WILL RAPE MY FRIENDS  Paranoid Parrot

Check the time to make sure you're not late for an appointment check again

Check the time to make sure you're not late for an appointment check again  Paranoid Parrot
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