Paranoid Parrot

autosave save again

autosave save again  Paranoid Parrot

Bump into someone They think i'm a pickpocket

Bump into someone They think i'm a pickpocket   Paranoid Parrot

start load of laundry check pocket for phone

start load of laundry check pocket for phone  Paranoid Parrot

Heard front door open. Didn't hear salaam. It's a burglar.

Heard front door open. Didn't hear salaam. It's a burglar.  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a post that gets 1 downvote immediately Deletes it

Makes a post that gets 1 downvote immediately  Deletes it  Paranoid Parrot

make racist meme anonymous

make racist meme anonymous  Paranoid Parrot

Roommate Gone for the weekend Still lock bedroom door when masturbating

Roommate Gone for the weekend Still lock bedroom door when masturbating  Paranoid Parrot

someone announces that they're pregnant every text from gf makes your heart race

someone announces that they're pregnant every text from gf makes your heart race  Paranoid Parrot

Zipper stuck open everyone can see my penis

Zipper stuck open everyone can see my penis  Paranoid Parrot

What if the mallard is lying

 What if the mallard is lying  Paranoid Parrot
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