Paranoid Parrot

hears house settling thinks it's the cops outside every time.

hears house settling thinks it's the cops outside every time.  Paranoid Parrot

Sex better than usual She's cheating on me

Sex better than usual She's cheating on me  Paranoid Parrot

See a man in a tux its SLENDER MAN

See a man in a tux its SLENDER MAN  Paranoid Parrot

girl wants to check reddit on my computer www.red....oh god don't press "t"

girl wants to check reddit on my computer  www.red....oh god don't press

Guy's phone has been off for 2 days He got busted again

Guy's phone has been off for 2 days He got busted again  Paranoid Parrot

SET THREE ALARMs 6:30, 6:32, 6:34

SET THREE ALARMs 6:30, 6:32, 6:34  Paranoid Parrot

Visits ASU campus Immediately makes STD testing appointment

Visits ASU campus Immediately makes STD testing appointment  Paranoid Parrot

saves match orders 3 times just in case

saves match orders 3 times just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Lock your car once better press the lock button 10 more times

Lock your car once better press the lock button 10 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Kisses girl Mono

Kisses girl Mono  Paranoid Parrot
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